samantha

this is who i've become.

That moment when someone texts you, you text them back right away, then they never respond.

sodamnrelatable:

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When you come up with a good ass comeback

sodamnrelatable:

And you’re like:

And the bitch is like:

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teachingtoday:

A great and truly worthwhile argument.

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Me before Tumblr

Me after Tumblr

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I rarely kid, and, when I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word bazinga.

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